Cyberskin Cyber Suck

December 9th, 2007
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This is definitely the freakiest sex toy I’ve ever used, and I’ve used a lot of them. What makes it so freaky is that it’s so real. It’s a cast of what appears to be a real woman’s mouth and nose, and the texture and shape are so real that this honestly feels like someone’s mouth. The material used is cyberskin, which is a form of “memory” material that approximates real-life matter (see the side of the box for more information). I tried kissing and licking the lips to see how well they moved, and yes, they felt real. The “skin” moves just as real skin does, and it’s soft, too.

I watched the face as I greased up my cock and put it in. It looked like a cock going into a real mouth (a mouth that, I must add, won’t choke or complain, but that won’t moan either or change the amount of suction it gives. Tradeoffs, tradeoffs!). If there were eyes on the thing, it might have been too much to look at.

For a change of pace, I placed the sleeve between my mattress and futon frame and it stayed there nicely as I thrust into it. The feel was very smooth and soft. It didn’t feel much like a mouth, but it certainly felt just like a vagina. This may turn off some people who are looking for the feel of a mouth, but, hey, at least you don’t have to deal with any teeth. Also, there is no tongue in this mouth.

After I came, I pulled out of the little sucking toy and turned it upside down. There is a hole at the other end of the long attached sleeve for cum to drip from, but I wanted to watch my cum drip out of the mouth instead. I looked pretty neat. As I watched my cum flow over the lips, I tried kissing them. The taste of cyberskin and lube aside, I found them to again be quite realistic.

Washing out the toy was also interesting. When I jammed my fingers through the mouth to clean out the cum, I felt like I was making someone gag. By manipulating my finger, I was even able to produce very real-looking expressions from the mouth.

This toy could conceivably be used by a woman to stimulate her clit. Though there’s no tongue, the lips and nose are soft enough that a woman may just find them pleasurable on her clit. Although I tried it on my anus, it didn’t work well in that region, maybe due to the lack of anything protruding there.

The Cyberskin Cyber Suck comes with a vibrating bullet that can be placed into the sleeve for extra pleasure. Lube and cyberskin cleaner are also included. The kit came with a second, smaller mouth as well, though I’m not sure how it can fit into the sleeve. The lips might fit around a clitoris very well, though.

All in all, this was a very enjoyable masturbator to use.

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Krystal Dolphin

December 4th, 2007
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You know, I really love vibration, so I was pretty stoked to give the Krystal Dolphin a whirl; especially when I put three AA batteries in it and cranked up that pussy shaker, lol! I thought my hand was going to shake off, and my eyes lit up! The controls are simple, just a silding control for vibration speed in the clitoral stimulator, and another for rotation speed for the beads in the shaft.

On top of being pretty powerful, it’s just pretty, with a sparkling caribbean blue shaft and clit stimulator that sparkles, and since the shaft is a bit wider than most vibes, I thought, hmmm, form AND function, what could be better? LOL it’s 9 inches overall, but of course part of that is the mechanism and battery area, so you wind up with about 4 1/2 insertable length. Like I said, the girth is a little wider than a lot of vibes I’ve seen, measuring in at 1 1/2 inches wide and 4 1/2 inches around, and that is a plus for those like me that like to feel really filled up without smashing your cervix into oblivion, lol.

The clit stimulator is about 2 inches long itself, and what I really liked about this one is that the tip is firmer then a lot of others, so it stays where you put it and doesn’t bend up and fail to pack the same punch it does closer to the actual bullet that makes it vibrate. Plus it’s shaped like a gorgeous dolphin rising from the waves. *grin* I’ve seen some vibes come out lately with beads that rotate under the shaft, and this one seems to be better designed then most that do, because the “beads” don’t shift around under pressure, and they are bigger, too. So you are getting the full amount of stimulation, not just moving the beads around.

I don’t currently have any lovers, so I’ve gotten a bit tighter than normal, and the initial penetration was intense. That first push is often my favorite part of sex, and the Krystal Dolphin did a great job of delivering that sensation. I was a little skeptical of the beads making a difference in how good it felt, but I must say, you can definitely feel them rotating and it feels like someone is massaging you, and who doesn’t like a good genital massage, right?! I have had experience with rotating shaft toys, and usually when you get the shaft going, the vibration loses a lot of speed, but this one held its own very well.

Now I was good and ready to feel that clitoral stimulator, and I cranked that baby up all the way and pretty much creamed on the spot, with one of those orgasms that makes your hands shake so much it’s hard to turn off the vibe or remove it, and the continued stimulatiuon just keeps making you cum, lol. Later I tried it slower and enjoyed a much more relaxed and less insane orgasm, lol. Sometimes I will turn it upside down, press the clit stimulator between my labia, and draw out a more subtle, but pleasurable feeling while reading erotica or watching an adult film.

I really enjoyed playing with this toy, and being a girly girl, I can appreciate it’s attractiveness as much as it’s capabilities, and I think anyone else would, too! The only drawback I can find is that it is extremely loud, and it’s a little too easy to accidentally move the controls while you use it. Still, this little Dolphin can part my ocean anytime! ;-P

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Monster Cock

December 4th, 2007
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When I opened my newest box of goodies, I knew this waterproof jelly vibrator was going to be fun, fun, fun! I love the slickness of jelly, and this one is nice and smooth and BIG. Gotta love the thickness and length of this one. From the nicely shaped head, down the gently curved shaft, and all the way down to the flared-out base it just screamed “MMMMMM!!” to me. And as you know, this reviewer just loves vibrators that you can take into the shower or tub.

I fumbled with the battery compartment, but let me assure you that was from excitement and not from any difficulties, lol. I was already wet and ready to try this one out from the moment I saw it lying not quite so innocently in its box. I didn’t even wait for bath time! I grabbed some lube (not that I needed much, lolol) and turned the dial on low. “Nice and quiet,” I thought, wondering if that would mean it wasn’t very powerful. I held it against the outside of my pussy and was glad to find out it has a very nice buzz. Not being one to tease myself too much, I went on and turned it up to high and was thrilled at the power it has. I quickly turned it back down so I wouldn’t cum yet and gently slid it inside my pussy, wanting to feel the full effect. Oh baby, I couldn’t take it and before I could get it turned up much past the medium setting, I was cumming. This one is just the right size - not too slim, not too thick…bet you’ll love it, too!!

The next time I tested it out, I took it with me into my bath one night. The motor in this one is so nice and quiet, you can barely hear it when it’s underwater. But it still packs a punch and with some lube, jelly vibes feel so good in the water. I got the shower massage going and pointed that at my clit while the vibe did it’s thing inside me….I had to mop up the bathroom when I was through, lol. But what the hell, I was clean and so was my floor!

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Pyrex Pleasure Wand

December 4th, 2007
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Who thought glass could be so fun! I was, at first, intrigued by the ridges I noticed on the toy the minute I opened it. At one end there are ridges that I would say look like ripples. In all there are three ridges on that end and looked like they would provide a great contrast to the smoothness of the toy. On the other end there is a bulb that is the same size as the ridges on the other end. At first glance, I immediately thought the bulb would provide some much needed pleasure while deep inside. I wasn’t wrong!

When I first started using this toy, I immediately noticed the contrast between the cold glass and my warm pussy. It was an awesome sensation, almost indescribably. Its very erotic to feel the toy heat up with your own body heat, at least for me.

Then end with the three ridges was just the right length for me to feel the contrast between the ridges. I noticed that if you hold the dildo vertically and massage your clit with the ridged end, it will give you a load of sensation. You can then turn the dildo around and use the bulbed end to actually penetrate and pleasure yourself. This is what I found most exciting. To cover all bases though, I also used the ridged end to penetrate. It wasn’t as enjoyable as what I mentioned earlier, but feeling the ridges slip in and out was a very erotic and heady experience.

I felt that the length and circumferance of this toy were perfect for me. I can imagine that they would be just about right for anyone. Since there is no vibration involved, you don’t have to fight with the toy to get the toy in the right place or get the right amount of vibration.

For so simplistic a toy, I have not found one yet that can top this. It is VERY awesome. I would recommend this as a great buy for yourself OR if any guys are looking for something special for a special someone in their life, this is the PERFECT pick!

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Silicone Dolly Dolphin

November 27th, 2007

This Dolly Dolphin vibrator is a great addition to your toy collection. Keep this one in your bathroom for a quick pick-me-up in the shower!

I love the soft, velvety feel of this vibe. It has a nice curve at the end (the dolphin’s head) that rubs your G-spot just the right way. Not too big, not too little, not too noisy…this one is just right.

The vibrations go from a nice purr to a wonderful buzz, although it’s easy to “misdial” and go past the highest setting back to a lower one. Unlike other vibrators, the dial on this one goes from “low” to “high” and back to “low” the farther you turn it up, instead of just low to high as on most models. There’s supposed to be a “click” when you get to the highest setting, but it’s hard to feel or hear when you’re in the shower. I quickly learned where the right setting is, though!

It is labeled as “splashproof” and I had no problems with it aside from getting the cover off to put in the batteries. Then again, the cover being so tight is what makes it possible to take it into the shower, so I can live with a little struggle, lol. I dropped it twice and it kept on going, so I consider it very well made.

You also get a free sample of lube and a mini catalog with this one, which is a nice touch…who doesn’t like free stuff?

Sensational design - control unit and silicone body unite in flowing grandeur. Rounded forms dominate the appearance and generate harmony in style and elegance.

The ergonomic control unit - optimally adapts to fit the palm of your hand. The controller is mounted at an angle so that you can precisely and continuously adjust the vibration level with just one finger.

Motor and electronics - Built sturdy and are therefore extremely durable! These vibrators stay super quiet even when run at strongest vibration level!

Waterproof - Splash-proof and suitable for usage under the shower.

Purchase the Dolly Dolphin now!

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Wireless Bunny Vibrator

November 24th, 2007
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2 “N” batteries are required with this toy - not a common size, but they can be found…maybe that’s why 4 are included with the toy, lol

This is yet another nice change for your shower/bath, or wherever. The bunny ears fit on either side of your clitoris and the dildo, although on the small side, nonetheless feels pretty good when inserted. The vibrations range from a soft purr to a strong buzz, with the dial located on the end where you can turn it easily. I wasn’t sure this little vibe would get me there, but let me tell you, those ears vibrating on high will do the job!

Given the small size of this vibrator, I think it would be a perfect choice for someone just starting to experiment with toys. I also think it would be fun for those of you (OK, me too!) that like to wear a device like this in the car or at work under a dress. *wink, wink* It wouldn’t do underneath pants because it has a pronounced bump at the end where the batteries are inserted.

The adjustable straps are comfortable, and snap off so you can clean the rest of the vibe without getting them wet, if you happen to not use it in the water. You could also toss the straps in the washing machine in a lingerie bag when needed. I’ve seen other strap-type vibes where this was not an option, so the snaps are a nice feature.

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