Krystal Dolphin

December 4th, 2007
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You know, I really love vibration, so I was pretty stoked to give the Krystal Dolphin a whirl; especially when I put three AA batteries in it and cranked up that pussy shaker, lol! I thought my hand was going to shake off, and my eyes lit up! The controls are simple, just a silding control for vibration speed in the clitoral stimulator, and another for rotation speed for the beads in the shaft.

On top of being pretty powerful, it’s just pretty, with a sparkling caribbean blue shaft and clit stimulator that sparkles, and since the shaft is a bit wider than most vibes, I thought, hmmm, form AND function, what could be better? LOL it’s 9 inches overall, but of course part of that is the mechanism and battery area, so you wind up with about 4 1/2 insertable length. Like I said, the girth is a little wider than a lot of vibes I’ve seen, measuring in at 1 1/2 inches wide and 4 1/2 inches around, and that is a plus for those like me that like to feel really filled up without smashing your cervix into oblivion, lol.

The clit stimulator is about 2 inches long itself, and what I really liked about this one is that the tip is firmer then a lot of others, so it stays where you put it and doesn’t bend up and fail to pack the same punch it does closer to the actual bullet that makes it vibrate. Plus it’s shaped like a gorgeous dolphin rising from the waves. *grin* I’ve seen some vibes come out lately with beads that rotate under the shaft, and this one seems to be better designed then most that do, because the “beads” don’t shift around under pressure, and they are bigger, too. So you are getting the full amount of stimulation, not just moving the beads around.

I don’t currently have any lovers, so I’ve gotten a bit tighter than normal, and the initial penetration was intense. That first push is often my favorite part of sex, and the Krystal Dolphin did a great job of delivering that sensation. I was a little skeptical of the beads making a difference in how good it felt, but I must say, you can definitely feel them rotating and it feels like someone is massaging you, and who doesn’t like a good genital massage, right?! I have had experience with rotating shaft toys, and usually when you get the shaft going, the vibration loses a lot of speed, but this one held its own very well.

Now I was good and ready to feel that clitoral stimulator, and I cranked that baby up all the way and pretty much creamed on the spot, with one of those orgasms that makes your hands shake so much it’s hard to turn off the vibe or remove it, and the continued stimulatiuon just keeps making you cum, lol. Later I tried it slower and enjoyed a much more relaxed and less insane orgasm, lol. Sometimes I will turn it upside down, press the clit stimulator between my labia, and draw out a more subtle, but pleasurable feeling while reading erotica or watching an adult film.

I really enjoyed playing with this toy, and being a girly girl, I can appreciate it’s attractiveness as much as it’s capabilities, and I think anyone else would, too! The only drawback I can find is that it is extremely loud, and it’s a little too easy to accidentally move the controls while you use it. Still, this little Dolphin can part my ocean anytime! ;-P

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Monster Cock

December 4th, 2007
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When I opened my newest box of goodies, I knew this waterproof jelly vibrator was going to be fun, fun, fun! I love the slickness of jelly, and this one is nice and smooth and BIG. Gotta love the thickness and length of this one. From the nicely shaped head, down the gently curved shaft, and all the way down to the flared-out base it just screamed “MMMMMM!!” to me. And as you know, this reviewer just loves vibrators that you can take into the shower or tub.

I fumbled with the battery compartment, but let me assure you that was from excitement and not from any difficulties, lol. I was already wet and ready to try this one out from the moment I saw it lying not quite so innocently in its box. I didn’t even wait for bath time! I grabbed some lube (not that I needed much, lolol) and turned the dial on low. “Nice and quiet,” I thought, wondering if that would mean it wasn’t very powerful. I held it against the outside of my pussy and was glad to find out it has a very nice buzz. Not being one to tease myself too much, I went on and turned it up to high and was thrilled at the power it has. I quickly turned it back down so I wouldn’t cum yet and gently slid it inside my pussy, wanting to feel the full effect. Oh baby, I couldn’t take it and before I could get it turned up much past the medium setting, I was cumming. This one is just the right size - not too slim, not too thick…bet you’ll love it, too!!

The next time I tested it out, I took it with me into my bath one night. The motor in this one is so nice and quiet, you can barely hear it when it’s underwater. But it still packs a punch and with some lube, jelly vibes feel so good in the water. I got the shower massage going and pointed that at my clit while the vibe did it’s thing inside me….I had to mop up the bathroom when I was through, lol. But what the hell, I was clean and so was my floor!

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Silicone Dolly Dolphin

November 27th, 2007

This Dolly Dolphin vibrator is a great addition to your toy collection. Keep this one in your bathroom for a quick pick-me-up in the shower!

I love the soft, velvety feel of this vibe. It has a nice curve at the end (the dolphin’s head) that rubs your G-spot just the right way. Not too big, not too little, not too noisy…this one is just right.

The vibrations go from a nice purr to a wonderful buzz, although it’s easy to “misdial” and go past the highest setting back to a lower one. Unlike other vibrators, the dial on this one goes from “low” to “high” and back to “low” the farther you turn it up, instead of just low to high as on most models. There’s supposed to be a “click” when you get to the highest setting, but it’s hard to feel or hear when you’re in the shower. I quickly learned where the right setting is, though!

It is labeled as “splashproof” and I had no problems with it aside from getting the cover off to put in the batteries. Then again, the cover being so tight is what makes it possible to take it into the shower, so I can live with a little struggle, lol. I dropped it twice and it kept on going, so I consider it very well made.

You also get a free sample of lube and a mini catalog with this one, which is a nice touch…who doesn’t like free stuff?

Sensational design - control unit and silicone body unite in flowing grandeur. Rounded forms dominate the appearance and generate harmony in style and elegance.

The ergonomic control unit - optimally adapts to fit the palm of your hand. The controller is mounted at an angle so that you can precisely and continuously adjust the vibration level with just one finger.

Motor and electronics - Built sturdy and are therefore extremely durable! These vibrators stay super quiet even when run at strongest vibration level!

Waterproof - Splash-proof and suitable for usage under the shower.

Purchase the Dolly Dolphin now!

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Wireless Bunny Vibrator

November 24th, 2007
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2 “N” batteries are required with this toy - not a common size, but they can be found…maybe that’s why 4 are included with the toy, lol

This is yet another nice change for your shower/bath, or wherever. The bunny ears fit on either side of your clitoris and the dildo, although on the small side, nonetheless feels pretty good when inserted. The vibrations range from a soft purr to a strong buzz, with the dial located on the end where you can turn it easily. I wasn’t sure this little vibe would get me there, but let me tell you, those ears vibrating on high will do the job!

Given the small size of this vibrator, I think it would be a perfect choice for someone just starting to experiment with toys. I also think it would be fun for those of you (OK, me too!) that like to wear a device like this in the car or at work under a dress. *wink, wink* It wouldn’t do underneath pants because it has a pronounced bump at the end where the batteries are inserted.

The adjustable straps are comfortable, and snap off so you can clean the rest of the vibe without getting them wet, if you happen to not use it in the water. You could also toss the straps in the washing machine in a lingerie bag when needed. I’ve seen other strap-type vibes where this was not an option, so the snaps are a nice feature.

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iVibe Rabbit

November 13th, 2007

This toy certainly gives you the choice of stimulus you need!

When I first opened up this toy, I was immediately drawn to what looks to be a small control panel on one end. There are seven different buttons to choose from. Two sets of on/off buttons and three curious little buttons labeled F1, F2, and F3. There also appeared to be two meters to measure something about the toy. I was immediately curious to see what these were all about. For those of you that like to have the information before you try the toy, all of the functions of these buttons are very clearly outlined on the package, something I noticed after the fact :)

I was vastly pleased to see that it had a rabbit on it, as these are some of my favorite clit stimulators. The size was just right for me, and I was anxious to pop some batteries in and get going. To get a good feel of the toy the first time, I just tried the buttons out without actually using the toy on myself. I learned that the on/off switches controlled the rotation of the actual vibrator and the rabbit respectively. If you are looking at the toy with the control panel on top, the left set of on/off buttons controls the rabbit, and the right set controls the rotation of the vibrator. You can choose to have only the rabbit turned on, both the rabbit and vibrator (rotating) turned on, or just the vibrator turned on.

Now that those buttons were figured out, I set about to see what the ‘F’ buttons did. I first pushed F1 to see what it was all about. It just makes the vibrator behave normally, as one would expect. The rabbit vibrates and the vibrator rotates all around. The F2 button is very awesome indeed. It causes the rabbit to change direction every few seconds, and it also affects the rotating. It will rotate and vibrate one direction then switch in a few seconds to go the other direction. I just KNEW this was going to be my favorite setting! The F3 button causes the vibrator, which is rotating, and the rabbit to swing back and forth. Another very awesome setting, though I was intrigued by F2 more. The meters that I mentioned earlier just flash the speed and direction of rotation. I didn’t find them very helpful, or useful, at all.

The sensations this toy produced were absolutely awesome. Of course F1, the regular setting, is as good as you would expect it to be, giving you all the right stimuli in a uniform pattern. F2 is what really impressed me though. I loved how the toy changed direction. It prevents you from getting bored (Yes, I’ve had this happen) with the toy while it, and you, are doing your business. The change in direction provides way more stiumulus in my opinion. I would HIGHLY recommend that you give this setting a try. I doubt you’ll be disappointed. F3 was also very good for me. It provided short, quick changes in direction…something that I would qualify as swinging back and forth. I didn’t find this setting as satisfying as F2, but it was certainly nothing to scoff at.

The only thing I would have really liked to see on this toy was a speed control. There is one uniform speed for both the rabbit and the vibrator. Not that the uniform speed is unpleasant, but I found that I was not able to tease myself as much with the rabbit because it vibrated a little too fast for me.

I would recommend this toy to anyone starting out with sex toys. The settings allow you to pick and choose what you’re in the mood for that day. I think this toy is just wonderful!

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Sally Sea Vibrator

November 4th, 2007
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When I first caught sight of the package for the Sally Sea Baby Rose, the brightly decorated box and soft pink toy inside made me feel like a giddy girl on Christmas morning. Much like the dolls I would so enthusiastically tear out from their tiny boxed prisons, I soon realized this toy wasn’t as intriguing to play with as it appeared.

This perky pink baby seal is a beauty to hold and gawk at, made from fine silicone and shaped with a pointy tip that curves to a larger body. It comes with a power button and two handy speed wheels that let you choose how fast you prefer tip

The problem I had with this toy is that it is not meant to go all the way into the vaginal canal but instead the very tip rotates just beneath the surface, while the rest of the body is made seemingly to move back and forth over the clit. It’s a unique approach. The description on the package claims its textured form stimulates your most secret body parts, but I have still yet to find out what the big secret is [edit: it’s the clitoris].

This toy will get you off if you work at it hard enough. It’s a different kind of vibration and all around texture and very very unique. It’s not a very hard vibration so is good when you want to take your time and have a long, slow orgasm.

Because of the material, this product is a magnet for dust and other particles that will easily find its way onto the surface. It can be a bitch to clean. If you use this product, you have to be extra careful to watch what gets caught on it and compulsively clean it before and after each time, while making sure to keep close eye on where water goes as my own stopped working properly after cleaning it once – even though it claims to be waterproof – and no longer does it rotate at the tip. [edit: I suspect she had a defective unit because all other waterproof toys by this company continued to work with no issues].

I recommend this product to those with ultra sensitive vaginas who may not be able to handle the regular pressures of most average vibrators, especially to people who are new at toys and don’t want that jackhammer effect but prefer a slower, softer orgasm.

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