This is definitely the freakiest sex toy I’ve ever used, and I’ve used a lot of them. What makes it so freaky is that it’s so real. It’s a cast of what appears to be a real woman’s mouth and nose, and the texture and shape are so real that this honestly feels like someone’s mouth. The material used is cyberskin, which is a form of “memory” material that approximates real-life matter (see the side of the box for more information). I tried kissing and licking the lips to see how well they moved, and yes, they felt real. The “skin” moves just as real skin does, and it’s soft, too.

I watched the face as I greased up my cock and put it in. It looked like a cock going into a real mouth (a mouth that, I must add, won’t choke or complain, but that won’t moan either or change the amount of suction it gives. Tradeoffs, tradeoffs!). If there were eyes on the thing, it might have been too much to look at.

For a change of pace, I placed the sleeve between my mattress and futon frame and it stayed there nicely as I thrust into it. The feel was very smooth and soft. It didn’t feel much like a mouth, but it certainly felt just like a vagina. This may turn off some people who are looking for the feel of a mouth, but, hey, at least you don’t have to deal with any teeth. Also, there is no tongue in this mouth.

After I came, I pulled out of the little sucking toy and turned it upside down. There is a hole at the other end of the long attached sleeve for cum to drip from, but I wanted to watch my cum drip out of the mouth instead. I looked pretty neat. As I watched my cum flow over the lips, I tried kissing them. The taste of cyberskin and lube aside, I found them to again be quite realistic.

Washing out the toy was also interesting. When I jammed my fingers through the mouth to clean out the cum, I felt like I was making someone gag. By manipulating my finger, I was even able to produce very real-looking expressions from the mouth.

This toy could conceivably be used by a woman to stimulate her clit. Though there’s no tongue, the lips and nose are soft enough that a woman may just find them pleasurable on her clit. Although I tried it on my anus, it didn’t work well in that region, maybe due to the lack of anything protruding there.

The Cyberskin Cyber Suck comes with a vibrating bullet that can be placed into the sleeve for extra pleasure. Lube and cyberskin cleaner are also included. The kit came with a second, smaller mouth as well, though I’m not sure how it can fit into the sleeve. The lips might fit around a clitoris very well, though.

All in all, this was a very enjoyable masturbator to use.

The Leading Man came in a plastic case, clearly displaying the toy with the name on it. I could tell by the first glance this was going to be a FUN toy! It’s similar to your typical dildo except this one is much wider and has a base with a set of balls. A suction cup that does not look very functional at all at first glance is located at the bottom, but it works great.

Word of Warning:

This toy has turned out to be an awesome shower use toy. The suction cup makes it easy to stick on the edge of the tub, or any part of the shower stall. This dildo is by no means small; while the length is average its girth is wide enough to give intermediate experimenters trouble. I definitely do not recommend starting out with this toy unless you like lots of pain!

Shower Fun!

It was now time to have some fun! I took the dildo, stuck it top edge of the tub and got out my lube – which will be reviewed soon! - and put a generous amount on the head and spread it down the length. I positioned my ass over the toy and slowly dropped down onto the head, feeling it part my anus and start to slide inside. The head of this toy gives a wonderful initial feeling as the entire head slides in and the wide body starts to enter you. The Jel-Lee rubber surface of this dildo is soft and comfortable yet nice and firm. There is a smooth feeling of being spread open as the rest of this cock slides in, then drives home as I sit all the way down on it. There is a wonderful feeling of fullness and deepness as my ass comes to rest against the balls on the base and tries to push in further. I gyrate on it, sending waves of pleasure through my body. Finally, after I am unable to get any further down on the toy, I pull up, the suction cup base does its job and holds firm, allowing me to rise up and sit back down on the toy over and over, fucking myself into a world of pleasure.

From there I continue to play with this toy, turning on the shower, trying various positions. I stick it on the shower wall and pretend Crystal is behind me with a strap on, this works nicely. As an experienced toy user, I would definitely recommend this toy to people who have a good amount of experience with anal use, and to women who love to have something nice and beefy for that feeling of fullness between their legs. I loved the Leading Man and I am sure you will too!

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I have a very short list of MUST have toys, let me begin by telling you this toy is very high up on that list! I would recommend this toy to any experienced toy enthusiast. This toy is more than worth the cost if you are into large toys that attempt to push you over the edge! Be warned, if you are not used to monster sized toys, you may wish to try something like the Leading Man, which you can find by searching this site. Now on with the details…

The Kevin Dean Dildo is a little bit more than 12 inches from tip to base of the cock; the suction cup on the bottom adds another inch or so to the overall size. It is a hefty 7 ½ inches around, this is truly a monster cock. It came in a big rectangular package that included the advertised travel pouch (which is a silky red fabric pouch) and the autographed picture of Kevin Dean. The sheer size of this toy will cause your jaw to drop as you open up the package and reveal the monster waiting within… (Pam’s note: Gay Porn Star Kevin Dean was rumored to have a full 12″ and if you’ve ever seen him on video, you’d say he does).

As far as toys go, this is a very realistic one. Careful attention has been paid to detail and coloration of the toy for the ultimate realism. As you run your hand over the toy you can feel all the bulging veins shaped into the soft latex. I’m not personally one for realism however the bigger they are the better! When you take it out of the box and hold it in your hand, you can get a pretty good idea of just how big this toy is, not only in length but in girth. I could tell almost as soon as I pulled it out I was going to have some very good times playing with this toy. Just make sure you have a LOT of lube handy!

Later that evening all was quiet and I had some free time… it was time to play! I opened up the nightstand drawer and took out a nice big tube of cherry scented lube and put some into my hand. I had the toy in my other hand and smeared the lube all over the head, then ran my head down the shaft, making the entire toy nice and slippery! I also spread a generous amount on my anus, sliding a few fingers inside and loosening myself up a bit to prepare for that monster of a toy. I spread a towel over the bed since I knew there was going to be a big slippery mess of lube, meanwhile Crystal (who had been watching me prepare with great interest) was more than happy to hold the toy upright for me. I hopped up on the bed and slowly lowered myself until I felt the tip of the cock pressing against me, slowly I started dropping down further, and feeling the tip of the cock spread me open. The head of this cock is very realistic, flared at the base before it hits the shaft, making the girth at the top slightly bigger than the shaft itself, I had most of the head inside me when I felt it resist. That flared part took some work, I had to rock back and forth and move it in and out of me until I loosened up enough to the point where I felt comfortable enough to push myself down, The feeling was incredible, a brief moment of slight pain as my ass widened up and slid down over the head, fully engulfing it inside me, and then incredible sensations of pleasure as the rest of the shaft began to slide up inside me. Once the toy was inside, it was quite comfortable and easy to ride, which amazed me given the overall size of the toy. I found it sliding deep inside me, my ass welcoming the toy, sending feelings of pleasure through all my nerve endings. I lowered myself as far as I could until I felt the head bottom out inside me approximately 3 inches away from being fully inside. I rose back up on it and sat down, starting to ride it. On each thrust I would bottom it out, hitting my sensitive nerves deep inside, nearly orgasming just from the sensations. Crystal let go of the toy and came around to assist, her supple lips wrapping around the head of my cock, sucking at it teasingly, and then taking me inside her mouth. The sensation of riding the toy and Crystal’s lips wrapped around my cock were soon too much for me and I exploded in a frenzy of pleasure, my entire body being rocked by it. My body trembled as I rose off the toy and collapsed onto the bed, breathing hard. I slept great that night!

A few nights later, I decided to get out this monster again, this time in the tub without running the water. The suction cup really came in handy here, anchoring securely to the bottom of the tub. After taking the same precautions as before, I slowly stuffed the monster inside me once again. This time however, I had a mission, and kept adding more lube until I got so slippery and mustered up the will to try to force myself down on the toy! I played for a good long while until suddenly, I felt the head of the monster push past further than it had ever been, and the remaining three inches of the cock slide up inside me! The feelings were almost too much to stand, my body started shaking from the mix of pleasure and a slight twinge of pain, I started riding it in short, quick motions, keeping the head buried deep inside me, and feeling wave after wave of pleasure hit me, nearly coming just from the sensations! I finally couldn’t stand it any longer and wrapped my hand around my own cock while sitting right down on the floor of the tub, feeling the balls of the monster toy pushing against my ass, the head deep inside me setting off nerves it was not able to reach before. I convulsed with pleasure as I came, and then just sat in the tub, still on the toy, my muscles contracting against it, barely able to move. I finally got up, cleaned up the toy and headed off to the bedroom, where Crystal promptly pounced on me and said “My turn to try!”

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The Party Mate Vaginal Pal is an artificial vagina with a twist. Before I get to the twist, let me say that there are six models of this toy. Some have vibrators in them and some don’t. Some have a ring of “hair” around them, and some don’t. The toy I tested had the ring of hair but not the vibrator.

The rubber vaginal shaft is 1 3/4 inches wide and 7 inches long. It stretches widthwise, so it will accommodate penises that are thicker than average. It will stretch lengthwise, but only by about an inch.

The hair is a thin ring of felt surrounding the vaginal opening, and this felt is constantly shedding. The vaginal opening is lifelike, however. Inside the sheath are centimeter-long rubber spikes that stimulate your penis as you slide in and out of the 7-inch space. The stimulation from these spikes is pretty good, I must say. They sure beat a hand.

Cleaning up after you cum is tricky. This vagina doesn’t turn indide-out very easily, so you may need to pour soapy water in, shake it, and drain it out, then let it dry upside down.

The Party Mate Vaginal Pal has another added attraction to it, which you may like if you are into gender-bending. With the straps on it, you can attach this toy to your waist, tuck the sheath between your legs, and presto! Your own vagina! I tried it this way, lubing up a dildo and fucking the hole, and even rubbing the clit in circles, and I could feel the sensations on my penis below it. Although it will take some time to cum from this kind of stimulation, it will be an interesting twist for anyone with a case of vagina envy. It’s good to know that there are strap-on vaginas out there, although they are still in the beginning stages of social acceptance. Why should penises get all the envy?

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These days, women who need some toy action have their Jack Rabbits. What would a comparable toy be for men? Think of tools. Think of the Fleshlight. This masturbatory device looks like a flashlight on the outside, but on the inside you will find a soft, artificial mouth, vagina, or rectum that you can use on your lonely nights away from the worksite, or when you’re away from your significant other for a few days, or when you’re fighting with him or her and you don’t anticipate any makeup sex for quite some time.

On its Website, Fleshlight calls itself the “#1 selling male sex unit in the world.” Basically, it’s a fleshlike insert housed in a plastic flashlight-style case. When you use it, you leave it in the case. When you take it out, you’ll notice that it looks a bit like a jellyfish, or some other sea creature (perhaps the last thing women want their vaginas compared to). There is a cap on the bottom, which you can adjust to help regulate suction and collect your sperm after you cum. There are several different inserts available, which you can see on the Website. You can get a mouth, a vagina, a butt, and a non-descript slot. You can also get inserts whose tunnels are ribbed, bumpy, and extra tight.

The company won’t say what the product is made of, but it feels a lot like cyberskin, that realistic-feeling material that approximates the feeling of a vagina.

I tested the vagina model. The one given to me to test was smooth on the inside. For the vagina model, the lips were very realistic, both visually and tactilely. I licked them up and down. I rubbed my mouth on them. Aside from the industrial smell, they were just like the real thing. If you need to bone up on your pussy-licking skills, the vagina Fleshlight may be a good investment for you. After lubing up my penis, I rubbed it on the lips, noticing how they offered much the same sensations as my girlfriend’s labia. When I pushed my penis inward, they enveloped it in the same way hers does.

I imagine most men hold the Fleshlight in their hands as they use it. I tried that and didn’t like it. It’s pretty wide and long, and my thighs frequently bumped up against the shell. So I put it between the mattress of my bed and the frame, made some adjustments to tilt the angle upward, and achieved an okay fit (more tinkering will be needed). That way, I could insert my cock and lie on my stomach on the bed and thrust away.

The sensation was much like that of a vagina. The material moved about my cock in much the same way. It enveloped me, too. Even without the muscle contractions, the juicing, the moaning, the “I love you”s, and the musky smell wafting upward, I still got a very pleasurable experience. In fact, I ejaculated more quickly than I normally do.

Cleanup was only slightly more hassling than with my other artificial vaginas. You have to remove the insert and wash it with warm water, and of course, clean your sperm out of the cap. Then you let it dry.

All in all, it was a good sex toy to use when you need instant relief.